The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have post one night stand depression
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