I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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