I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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