sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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