I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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