Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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