I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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