i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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