hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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