He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
nutella sex= disaster
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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