im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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