I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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