Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wish you could order shots online.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
