u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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