Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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