Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
