Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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