The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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