chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
