He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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