Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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