flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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