you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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