Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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