I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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