Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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