Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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