i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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