I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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