I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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