they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You work out of a Hotel?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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