This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize