it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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