how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
how does that bad decision feel?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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