whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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