Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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