How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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