I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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