plz talk dirty to me
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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