I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize
