would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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