Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just want nice things and good sex
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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