Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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