and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm really busy with my period
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