Got a toothbrush?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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