dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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