no. you can't hotbox the world.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I need moral support for this bender
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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