Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have aggressive nipples.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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