I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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