After last night, I could never be a politician.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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