i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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