do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
