he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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