i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
